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An elderly man spends a happy moment with his favourite swan in the pole dancing room of his top-secret mega-mansion.

An elderly man spends a happy moment with his favourite swan in the pole dancing room of his top-secret mega-mansion.

£33.00
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Heavyweight T-Shirt

 *Imperial (inches)* | Size | Half chest | Length | |:-----:|:----:|:-----:| | S | 18" | 28" | | M | 20"| 29" | | L | 22" | 30"| | XL | 24" | 31"| | 2XL | 26"| 32" | *Metric (cm)* | Size | Half chest | Length | |:-----:|:----:|:-----:| | S | 45.7 cm | 71.1 cm| | M | 50.8 cm| 73.7 cm| | L | 55.9 cm | 76.2 cm| | XL | 61 cm | 78.7 cm| | 2XL | 66 cm| 81.3 cm |

How we measure

A) Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt
(Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the
shirt.

B) Half Chest

Lay the garment down on a flat surface and measure it from left to right across the chest, about 2cm below the arms.

Measurements are provided by suppliers and garments may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in)
Painted by The Box Headed Man himself.
  • Full of eastern promise.
  • Please enjoy it while it lasts.
  • 100% cotton and misguided ideas.
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