About The Mercantile Church (of The Box Headed Man)

The Mercantile Church (of The Box Headed Man) was founded to pursue one purpose above all others; the continued wellbeing and personal enrichment of the world's most foremost and top-rated* deity, The Box Headed Man.

The Mercantile Church (of The Box Headed Man) would like you to understand this situation fully; any personal benefits** accrued to you as a result of purchasing the goods offered via The Mercantile Church shop, however likely, are purely coincidental and unintentional from the point of view of The Mercantile Church (of The Box Headed Man).

The Mercantile Church would also respectfully request that you treat the items for sale in the Mercantile Church shop in the manner inwhich they were created. It is for you to realise that on sale here are not merely physical items, but items that carry a truth that is as universal as you are unique. Indeed, it is The Box Headed Man's sincerest teaching that TRUTH MUST BE PAID FOR. If we are not prepared to pay for the truth then we will rarely receive it.

*on account of the fact that he definitely exists.

** Including but not exclusively; emotional, mental, spiritual, financial, physical